No, I am not expecting, so don't get your peg leg in a puddle.
However, Etta, The Cheerful Homemaker is in fact expecting. She had her big 20 week ultrasound today and learned the gender of her baby, but she refuses to share this with me. I am living vicariously through my pregnant friends and am extremely impatient, so I've spent my day pestering her for an answer.
So, here is what I ask of you. She has poll up on her site for guesses. Head over and vote for your guess of what Etta is having. Then comment on her blog, or facebook, or tweet to her that she should tell me what that baby of hers is! Tell her Pirate Prerogative sent you.
Update: It's a girl! Go give your congrats!
This is all in good fun, so don't be rude dude.